The Free Associated State of Din Zark is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Pedro Albizu Campos with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, disturbing lack of elderly people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed population of 6.455 billion Din Zarkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Din Juan. The average income tax rate is 49.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Din Zarkian economy, worth 514 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,662 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, the serf suggestion box would work better if more serfs were literate, and most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Din Zark's national animal is the Coquí, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Din Zark is ranked 62,934^th in the world and 73^rd in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 22.39 flags saluted per person per day.